Daily News Haiku http://www.DailyNewsHaikus.com/ All the news made to fit How To Secede In Government http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.03/2010.03.03--GovPerry.html Treason as a campaign promise... Chin Up http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.03/2010.03.02--LenoReturns.html Disaster strikes NBC late-night. Yo, Canada! http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.02/2010.02.28--Hockey.html The Great White North prays and holds its breath. Daffy Qaddafi http://dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.02/2010.02.25--Gadaffi.html Big-time grudge match. Tilikum or To-Kill-'em? http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.02/2010.02.25--SeaWorld.html They don't call them "cuddle whales"! Goldi-blocks http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.02/2010.02.23--Goldiblocks.html Party of no....consistency. Keeps On Tickin'... http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.02/2010.02.22--CheneyHeart.html Prince of Darkness clings to mortal life. Penitent or Programmed? http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.02/2010.02.19--TigerStatement.html Caged Tiger End Scene http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.02/2010.02.10--CharliesWar.html Charlie Wilson's Last Call Palm Reader http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.02/2010.02.08--PalmReader.html Low-tech cheat-sheet for the non-elite. Snowmageddon! http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.02/2010.02.07--Snowmageddon.html Another Washington whitewash. Pull The Plug? http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.02/2010.02.04--Prius.html Recall-a-thon! Cheat-Of-The-Month Club http://dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2010.02/2010.02.03--Women_Scorned.html Hell hath no authors like these women scorned.