Daily News Haiku http://www.DailyNewsHaikus.com/ All the news made to fit Real Widows http://dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2011.08/2011.08.16--Daily_News_Haiku--Real_Widows.html Reality TV gets all too real with badgered husband hanging himself to escape real housewife. Republican Replicant http://dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2011.08/2011.08.15--Daily_News_Haiku--GOP_Clone.html Four years later, there's a W clone seeking the presidency? REALLY?! To The Rescue? http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2011.08/2011.08.11--Daily_News_Haiku--BertAndErnie.html It's a turd, it's a feign, it's SUPER CONGRESS Sissy-Me Street? http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2011.08/2011.08.10--Daily_News_Haiku--SuperCongress.html Constantly having a hand up your ass doesn't make you gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. London's Burning http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2011.08/2011.08.09--Daily_News_Haiku--LondonRiots.html Height of civilization sinks to low of civility. Down The Dr(AA+)in? http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2011.08/2011.08.08--Daily_News_Haiku--Depression.html Double-dip recession may be best-case scenario. Hawaiian's 5-0 http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2011.08/2011.08.04--Daily_News_Haiku--ObamaBDay.html Not a very happy birthday for the Prez iPledge Allegiance http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2011.07/2011.07.29--Daily_News_Haiku--USApple.html Can Homeland Security Defend Against Corporate Takeover? U.S. Repossessed? http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2011.07/2011.07.28--Daily_News_Haiku--MrBachmann.html Another double-standard for batsh*t Bachmann U.S. Repossessed? http://www.dailynewshaiku.com/Pages/2011.07/2011.07.26--Daily_News_Haiku--Debt_Ceiling.html Lawmakers continue to fiddle as Rome burns.